hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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