so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Randomize
