careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
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she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
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He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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