we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
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Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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