Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
they're like a gay fantastic four
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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