Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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