I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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