Do you still have your period?
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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