drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
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