i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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