I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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