Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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