Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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