p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
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I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
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I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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