just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I look better un-naked...
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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