There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
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Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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