Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
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You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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