WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
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stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
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A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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