Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
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My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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