Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
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my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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