Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Pappa wants mamma naked
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
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Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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