I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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