I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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