thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
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I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
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I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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