Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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