i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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