guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I am naked and annoyed.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Randomize
