# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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