Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
you made out with another girl for some wings
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Randomize
