She is in my trunk
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
tell me about the fingering
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