ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
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Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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