I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
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please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
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I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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