return my video game
if you like me you must not know who I am
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
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The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
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Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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