No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Two words: blizzard sex
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Randomize
