Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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