So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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