Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
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There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
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i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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