Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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