But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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