she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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