We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
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Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
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First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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