something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
The feeling are messing with the penis
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just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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