Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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