i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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