I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
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He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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