New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
