Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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