Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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