Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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