So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I will be naked everywhere
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
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