Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Randomize
