STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Hippo gnu deer
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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